Non Sic Iste Non Cessat Loqui


Well, I finally got around to watching this marvelous documentary. Y'know, I'm going through a bit of a Cin�ma v�rit� phase, as it were. I wanted to post on it today but time constraints forbid. If you haven't seen it yet, please do. Maybe we can have a roundtable on it.

So yeah, I'm super, super pressed for time so let me just drop some fresh apocalypse on your heads and allow you good and eminently-qualified people to sort it all out.





Terrible CGI

Faker than the fakest fraud. Stupid. Intelligence-insulting.




The war against cars roars on. And who's behind all this? Why..rrhtyhhu-e842-598-q3984657)(%#$)()*%&$#_*%&_#%#%&#_*%&##@#RKEJHRE:JFV....................................

Sorry, I just died from shock and surprise and had to be resuscitated by paramedics. It took them a while to get here.


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And I have a brilliant plan to become a trillionaire and plural-marry a harem of supermodels.

Prediction: my plan will reach fruition before NASA's ever does.
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First we have the pearly dewdrops rising from Antarctica and now weird sounds? Interesting. Where is this all going down?
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The Ross Ice Shelf? Where's that?




Oh, of course. Off the coast of Victorialand. Where else?



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Speaking of pearlies. When was this picture taken?





Wow, you mean the day after Chris Cornell died? What else happened that day?
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Oh. Right.





Wow, there's an interesting logo. I wonder what might have happened there on September 3rd? Anyone hear anything interesting pertaining to that date?





Those wacky researchers and their nutty AI recipes for pizza! What a panic! And those AI Nephilim? Hilarious! And those Anunaki wolverchimp exterminator CRISPR-chimeras? And aerosolized Ebola?

Stop, stop! I'm going to bust a gut here!





Oh, did it now? Funny, I seem to remember a book--actually a series of books-- based on a remarkably similar proposition. Anyone remember those books? Written by Zack somebody or other? 

Help me out here, people.
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Define "we."




Well, according to the literature, this is generally how folks acquire psychic powers. Look it up if you don't believe me.



Speaking of strings of pearls...






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